Welcome to the FREAK SHOW, Humanity!
Danger, Danger, pain infliction! Swallowing swords and Vampire erections (I think I recognize that vampire, and her erection)! That is the FREAK SHOW where sharp objects make you Feeeeeeeeeel because (this is what the FREAK SHOW gives us) Feeeeeeeeling pain is better than Not Feeling. (Ain't that right, Boy of boredom, grocery peon).
The best part about pain is the release. Release. Release. Let go of the Lease! A Large Woman who sings Erotic Poetry and Old Men reminisce about acid trips and outdoor sexcapades (this is what I envision at the FREAK SHOW) Hard, fat thighs wrapped around my face and she Screeeeeams in undulation (orgasmic undulation) she says, Welcome to the FREAK SHOW, Humanity! Welcome to the FREAK SHOW!